swiggety swurple my nipples are purple

swiggety swurple my nipples are purple just a magical nipple with a magical blog

House Targaryen
{ GAME OF THRONES }
SLYTHERCLAW
{ wear }

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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millilicious:

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

Reblogging again because hot men on my blog is always a welcome thing

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sherlocksmyth:

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

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”It took me 10 years to be ready for this. I’ve got a pretty good foundation of friends and family that will always keep me grounded no matter what. But I don’t think I would have been ready for it 10 years ago. So I’m really happy with the way it worked out. You need to learn how to do this. You need to learn how to keep your cool, learn how to be a leader on set, learn how to act. F—-, I still know I’ve got a ton to learn. It’s all a learning experience. I’m going to school every day.” [x]

(Source: starlorrd)

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50shadesofpotato:

You know what to do with that big fat butt

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fauxmosexualtranstrender:

wretchedoftheearth:

I do find it funny that lesbians are perceived as man-hating but gay men are not perceived as woman-hating, and in fact are often illogically shielded from accusations of misogyny simply by being gay

weird it’s like male privilege works even when queerness is involved who knew

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captainarnerica:

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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omfg

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-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

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kyleehenke:

the saga

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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naivepanda:

Thank the heavens

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For fucking

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Orlando Bloom

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(Source: orangeitnblack)

at a horror movie

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  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

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(Source: totalparksandrec)

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moeranda:

thegrimmgrimm:

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

college

…… how.