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House Targaryen
{ GAME OF THRONES }
SLYTHERCLAW
{ wear }

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spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

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taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder

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buttb00b-mcgee:

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 

And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder

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I’m already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.

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Cersei promised Elia to show you to us. The day before we were to sail, whilst my mother and your father were closeted together, she and Jaime took us down to your nursery. […] When I commented that you seemed a poor sort of monster, your sister said, ‘He killed my mother’ and twisted your little cock so hard I thought she was like to pull it off. You shrieked, but it was only when your brother Jaime said, ‘Leave him be, you’re hurting him,’ that Cersei let go of you. ’It doesn’t matter’ she told us. ‘Everyone says he’s like to die soon. He shouldn’t even have lived this long.’

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stormbornvalkyrie:

 “He told me the moon was an egg, Khaleesi,” the Lysene girl said. “Once there were two moons in the sky, but one wandered too close to the sun and cracked from the heat. A thousand thousand dragons poured forth, and drank the fire of the sun. That is why dragons breathe flame. One day the other moon will kiss the sun too, and then it will crack and the dragons will return.”

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fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

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systemofadowny:

Michael Fassbendmeoverandtakemenow

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punofficial:

I bet half of the millions of blogs on tumblr are saved urls

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jklawls:

startin the day with your eye liner like 

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endin the day with your eye liner like 

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